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NUMERO UNO: I love pink fluffy unicorns that dance on rainbows. ♥

NUMERO DOS: I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. ♥

NUMERO TRES: I love fantasizing about teachers at my school. ♥

NUMERO CUATRO: I like secretly watching people from a distance (I think the word stalking is offensive). ♥

NUMERO CINCO: I love baking and then eating them all in under 10 minutes by myself. ♥

NUMERO SEIS: Whenever I'm alone I stalk people's facebook and pretend I'm a part of their lives. ♥

NUMERO SIETE: I haven't been naughty this year (if you don't count the 9 cases of assault I've been charged with). ♥

NUMERO OCHO: That's how many months I've spent in prison. ♥

NUMERO NUEVE: I am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white veil-occasion (LOL who am I kidding I would love to). ♥

NUMERO DIEZ: Any guy would be lucky to have me. My mommy says so! ♥

NUMERO ONCE: I like sugarcoating things for people so that when they find out the truth they cry that much more. ♥

NUMERO DOCE: I've brainwashed my dog to help me with taking over the world. ♥

NUMERO TRECE: I can't really count to fifteen in Spanish so I use google translate. ♥

NUMERO CATORCE: I'm a remote-nazi. I'M in charge of the TV. ♥

NUMERO QUINCE: I'm exceedingly bright for my age, as you can obviously tell. ♥

And THAT'S the way the cookie crumbles! It won't be long until my next post, so hold on my little unicorns! LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥