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Okay so here's another Taylor Swift song - You Belong With Me - that I've changed so it fits into my feelings. This particular song is about a special someone at my school. Enjoy my little unicorns♥♥♥

HEYYY UNICOORN LOVERS!!!

Right now I'm @ home, chillin with one of my friends. She is quite ugly which is disturbing, but I guess I can handle it.

As you can see very ugly.

Anyway, I'm so happy right now because our project week starts tomorrow!!!!! That means there's only about a week left til end of term!!!!! YAIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYY!

picture perfect beautiful, as always <3

Hey GUUYS!!!! 

Wanna show you this pic of my class!!!!

A person I would like to meet would probably be Stewie from Family Guy.

His intellectual level is so close to mine that I feel we could really connect and create masterpieces!!! He is so straight forward with his thoughts and can be a real bitch sometimes. But that's what I LOOOVE about him!! I have no idea where he lives, I usually just see him through a square window in my livingroom but I have to find out his adress and go and see him!!!!!!

Or at least send som chocolate..?

Stewie, I'm your biggest fan. Sincerely, your biggest fan.

IT'S TAYLOR'S 22nd BIRTHDAY TODAY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!

How awesome is that? Taylor is my one of my favourite people in the whooole world and I just love her, and her songs, and the way she dresses, and the way she smiles when someone takes a picture of her, and the way she looks up into the sky when she performs, and the way her eyes sparkle in the light...

Er.. Anyway!

I made this looovely picture for her since I'm THE paint master.

LOVE TO YOU TAYLOR!!!!!!!!!!!♥

IT'S TUESDAY MY LITTLE UNICORNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH YOU JUST LOOOOOVE TUESDAYS DONTCHA? So do I, my precious darlings!!!♥

I have a lot of special treats for you today because it really is no ordinary tuesday, no indeed it is not. But more on that later.

For now you can just enjoy this awesome little picture!!!!!!!!!!

KISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥

So after the last post I had an idea - I should totally show you guys my room!!!

It's all clean and nice now, and now that I think of it I realize it's kinda girly, isn't it?

I guess I'm a girlygirl.

The light is kinda bad though...

Anyway, looking forward to Tuesday!!!!!!!! KISSES! ♥♥♥

Hello darling unicorns!!! ♥

What's been up lately? It's been a while since I updated last but as you know, I'm saving all the best for Tuesday! But enough about you! Right now I'm cleaning my messy messy room while listening to Taylor's Live Speak Now Tour album. Which is a-w-e-s-o-m-e.

Yesterday was the big game, Real Madrid-Barcelona!!!!!!! OF FUCKING COURSE Barcelona won cause they're soooooo much better than those Madrid bastards in every way possible! :) Like expected. All the love to you Barca Boys. Stay awesome. ♥♥♥

Might update again sooner today, or else I'll just see you Tuesday!!! :D Have a lovely, angstfull Sunday you guys! KISSES!!!♥

My messy rooom hehehehehehehehe

BARCA BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVELOVELOVE

AWESOMENESS

I got home from practise a couple of minutes ago, which was completely fucking exhausting as usual :)

Now I'm going to take a shower (because I'm drenched in yeah you know what, no need to make you vomit on your computer), and then maybe I'm going to study a bit (that's what I like to tell myself) and then finally go to sleep (which is really what I'll do right after the shower). LOL.

I'm in such a good mood because we don't start until 09.50 tomorrow, which means about an hour more sleep!! YAAAY! Awesome. Brilliant. Excellent. Great. Superduper. Tip top. Yep all those things!

So tomorrow it's Sandy Pandy's day! Hope she has some nice treats planned for us! I'm sure of it. I've really enjoyed today with you guys though and I hope you have enjoyed it aswell.

LOVE YOU, UNICORNS! KISSES!

Number 8 y'all, the fuckin MAGIC number.

My darling doggy!!!!!!!!

LOL!!!!!

Hola unicorns!!!

I'm about to go to soccer practise as I do every tuesday! Gonna be a-to the-wesome.

Wish me luuck you guys!!!!! KISSES!

Me and my teammates at practise.

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Words of wisdom my dear unicorns. Keep them in mind.

This is one of Taylor Swift's songs called I'd Lie, that I've changed so it fits into my life. It's kind of a love song to a very special person. ♥

1. How old are you in five years?
Eleven.

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My other personality. I call her Maria.

3. How tall are you?
189 cm. Yes I know, I'm a bit tall for my age. Better watch your back.

4. What was the last movie you saw?
Saw IIII.

5. Who did you call latest?
I don't have a phone.

6. Who called you latest?
I. Don't. Have. A. Phone. How old are you, 10?

7. How did the last text you got sound?
GODDAMMIT I HAVEN'T GOT A FUCKING PHONE!

8. Do you prefer calling or text messeging?

OH MY GOOOOOOOD HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Are your parents married or divorce?
Neither. I'm a proud bastard.

10. When did you last see your Mom?
In the hospital, when she gave birth to me. She bailed right after that cuz she saw how ugly I was.

11. What eye color do you have?
Kind of a yellow, reddish colour.

12. When did you wake this morning?
Never went to bed. Yeah I know I'm so cool.

13. What is your favorite christmas song?
"Jingle Bells". I love how they say "Sleighing song," cuz it sounds like "Slayin song". And that's exactly what I love doing. Slaying people.

14. What is your favorite place?
Inside your mind. Yeah I'm pretty disturbing like that.

15. What place do you prefer the least?
School. I'm on a much higher level than everyone else.

16. Where do you think you are in 10 years?
Probably in prison, but I wouldn't mind. I hear it's in prison your most evil ideas are created.

17. What scared you as a child?
Other kids. Disgusting creatures.

18. What got you laughing latest?
When I pushed a fat kid with glasses down the stairs yesterday.

19. How big is your bed?
Fuckin pedophile. I should have you fuckin arrested.

20. Do you have a stationary or portable computer?
Neither. This is all in my head.

21. Do you sleep with or without pyjamas?
What do you mean without?? Naked you mean?? AGAIN, pedophile!!! CREEP!

22. How many pillows do you sleep with?
5. I like to keep my head up high so I can see my enemies coming.

23.How many provinces have you lived in?
How is that even relevant -.-

24. Which cities have you lived in?
You stalkin me or something? That's a crime right there bitch.

25. Do you prefer shoes, socks or barefoot?
Barefoot. Helps when you're sneaking up on people.

26. Are you social?
No. Prefer to sit alone and just talk to Maria.

27. What is your favorite ice-cream?
STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28. What is your favorite dessert?
Strawberries with strawberry ice cream. DUH.

29. Do you like china food?
What are you a 10 year old swede with absolutely no idea of how to create a useful, grammatically corecct sentence in english?

30. Do you like coffee?

YUCK. HELL to the NO.

31. What do you drink for breakfast?
Bluuuuuud-uuh.

32. Do you sleep on a side?
Again with the retarded sentences. Gosh you're just wasting my time.

34. Do you like cozing up/cuddling?
Maria and I cuddle all the time. LOVE it.

35. Are you an addicted person?
You couldn't be more specific? That would be a list longer than the time it would take you to figure out what 1+1 equals.

37. Do you want children?
Yes. An army of them, that I can brainwash with my ideas and then take over the world.

38. Do you know any other languages then swedish?
Swedish? Who said anything about Swedish you retarded mother fucker?

39. Have you ever gone in an ambulance?
No. I am a ninja.

40. Do you prefer the sea or a pool?
Nu-uh. This crab is stayin on land.

41. What do you mostly spend your money on?

Weapons and slaves that do my bidding.

42. Do you own any valuable jewellery?

Do brass nuckles count??

43. What is your favorite tv-programme?
Criminal Minds. I love it when I can relate to the characters.

44. Can you roll your tongue?
PEDOPHILE!!!!!

45. Who is the funniest person you know?
Maria. Always cracks me up, she does.

46. Do yu sleep with stuffed animals?

No, but Maria does.

47. What is your ringtone?

I. DON'T. HAVE. A. PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

48. Do you have baby clothes left from when you were small?

What, do you like playing dress up with the kids you rape??? You DISGUST me.

49. What is the closest thing to you now that is red?
The knife in my weapon-drawer.

50. Do you flirt a lot?

Sometimes with Maria...

51. Can you change oil in the car?

Of course. I can do fucking anything.

56. Do you dance in the car?

Why would I? Jeeez.

57. What radiostation did you listen to the latest?

Bandit.

59. When where you in church latest?

Last Sunday to confess my sins. HAHAHAHHA AS IF!!!

61. How long have you camped in a tent the longest? 

For 5 months when I was stalking this guy... no big deal.

62. Who was it that did something extra special for you latest?
Maria, she gave me a long nice pep-talk.

63. What are you listening to right now?
"Die motherfucker die".

65. What is the weirdest thing you've eaten?

Human flesh. Wasn't that weird though, I'm quite used to it now.

66. Who saw you naked latest?

Maria.

67. What color is your toothbrush?

Black. With red flames on it. I'm so dangerous.

68. How do I impress you?

You, impress ME?? You've GOT to be kidding me.

69. Who calls you when you're sad/angry?
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES AM I GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING PHONE!!

70. Do you have any piercings?

No, the piercing-guy in the shop wouldn't let me do it, said I was too young -.- So I killed him :)

71. Your biggest win?
I've never won anything.

72. Relationship status?

I don't really know, but I guess Maria and I are sort of a thing.

73. Which websites do you visit daily?
Why what have you heard??

74. Are you vain?
Like hell I am.

75.  Do you regret anything you've done?
HAHAHAH NO

76. How old is your father?

I'm not sure. I seriously don't give a fuck either.

77. What's your dream job?
Assassin.

79. What pets have you had?
Lots. "Accidentally" killed them all though.

80. Write three things about yourself that your readers probably don't know about you.
I love sending blackmail to random people. I am too cool for school. I'm so evil.

81. Do you swear a lot?
Fuck yeah.

83. Can you skii downhill?
Snow scares me.

84. What have you eaten today?

A whole bunch of things, and then I threw up! :) Lol wait.... I'm not a insecure teenage girl!

85. What education do you have?
Too much for you to handle, clearly.

86. Which part of your body do you like the most?

My pointy, vampireish teeth.

87. Which part of your body do you like the least?

My eyes. Wish they were more cat-like.

88. Which is your best quality?
My intelligence.

89. Which is your worst quality?
I'm beautiful in my way, God makes no mistakes. HAHAH LOL LIKE I BELIEVE IN GOD!

90. Name two people in history that interest you.

The Swedish Vikings. Oh the power, oh the brutality!

91. Do you miss anything?
I miss not having a retard disturbing me with a bunch of retarded questions.

92. Is it important to celebrate birthdays?
Oh my god. I seriously do NOT give a damn.

93. What makes you sad?
I'm never sad. Sadness = weakness.

94. What makes you happy?
Being evil! :)

95. Have you ever been married or engaged?

Well, there was that weekend in Vegas with Maria...

96. What are you doing this weekend?
Chillin. Killin.

97. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
I once shot a kid while riding my bicycle at top speed.

99. Who is your role model?
ME!

100. What are you going to do after answering all of these questions?

Plot murder and plan my take over of the world.

KISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NUMERO UNO: I love pink fluffy unicorns that dance on rainbows. ♥

NUMERO DOS: I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. ♥

NUMERO TRES: I love fantasizing about teachers at my school. ♥

NUMERO CUATRO: I like secretly watching people from a distance (I think the word stalking is offensive). ♥

NUMERO CINCO: I love baking and then eating them all in under 10 minutes by myself. ♥

NUMERO SEIS: Whenever I'm alone I stalk people's facebook and pretend I'm a part of their lives. ♥

NUMERO SIETE: I haven't been naughty this year (if you don't count the 9 cases of assault I've been charged with). ♥

NUMERO OCHO: That's how many months I've spent in prison. ♥

NUMERO NUEVE: I am not the kind of girl who should be rudely barging in on a white veil-occasion (LOL who am I kidding I would love to). ♥

NUMERO DIEZ: Any guy would be lucky to have me. My mommy says so! ♥

NUMERO ONCE: I like sugarcoating things for people so that when they find out the truth they cry that much more. ♥

NUMERO DOCE: I've brainwashed my dog to help me with taking over the world. ♥

NUMERO TRECE: I can't really count to fifteen in Spanish so I use google translate. ♥

NUMERO CATORCE: I'm a remote-nazi. I'M in charge of the TV. ♥

NUMERO QUINCE: I'm exceedingly bright for my age, as you can obviously tell. ♥

And THAT'S the way the cookie crumbles! It won't be long until my next post, so hold on my little unicorns! LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥

And this means - it's my time to shine! Today is all about who Jenny Penny really is, and I'm about to reveal stuff to you guys that I haven't told ANYONE ever before! Cool, huh?

So prepare to be BLOWN away by my awesomeness!!!!

KISSES! LOVE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I know this is my second post in like a minute, but a thought just popped up in my head...

Here my best friend is, crying a fucking RIVER in her bed, over some GUY???!

Tell me something; when did we start letting boys dictate our feelings?? When did we stop being the strong, independent women we were born to be? I say this is BULLSHIT!

This has got to stop. Let YOU be the dictator of your happiness.

You can start today, and change your life.

LOVE Y'ALL GIRLY UNICORNS, YOU ROCK!!!!!

When this thought came to me....

Like WTF?!

When I got mad....

As you can see very upset.

When I thought: YOU GO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!

HOES OVER BROS Y'ALL!

And just a random, beautiful picture:

So pretty I know.

So my little unicorns, what do YOU think about all of this? Tell us in a comment!

KISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

/JENNYPENNY