Heyllooo
Christmas Tree!
Christmas!! <3
Tough day
Just came home, have been rehearsing with the band for a christmas show I'm doing next week. I'm singing a few songs for a few hundred people - nothing special, kinda standard. Just wanted to post a picture of my outfit today since I know many of you want to dress like me. TTYN!
Hannalicious
Hannalicious here!
Hey guys! I'm now on the subway, think I'll be late for school but who cares? Will update soon but just thought I should log on and say goodmorning!
Kisses
Good night!
My obsessions... <3
Hola unicorns
You Belong With Me - Rewritten ♥
DUMDUMDUUUUM
My Retarded Class!!!
A Person I'd Like To Meet....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥
YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!
Cooking Skills^^
Weell,me and the kitchen is not the best idea!!
i mean,seriously, how hard can it be to do fried bananas??so,im in the kitchen,mom is giving me instructions and im doing what she is TRYING to tell me!^^ turn the stove on, put butter in frying pan,put bananas in frying pan, put brown sugar on bananas.simple..or??well i but butter in wrong frying pan,i ALMOST burn the bananas and i midjudged the amount of sugar so there was a pile in the middle(hehe^^)..fortunately mom didnt notice the choking sound i made when i poured too much sugar on them banaahnass!!^^ hehe,better to let someone else do the job for me,CAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL;D
maybe i should start a cooking program just to show how much skills i've got in cooking..^^
love you sweetyputtinuttigadelicioushoneypies!!
Chit-Chat Steffi <3 <3
GOSSIP!!:D
Heeeey unicooornss <3 <3
Whatup sweethearts?hope you have had a good week without me(i know you missed me);D
anyway, here is some gossip for you all(dont tell anyone cause i was supposed to not spread this!!):
my friend, no names, and i were out together this weekend and had a nice time(not really,dont like her that much,she is such a wannabe me!). but then she just fell down and started screaming and i was like WTF??and then i noticed that she was bleeding REALLY much and i was like ew and panic!!there was blood ALL OVER THE PLACE,seriously!i didnt even know you had THAT much blood:S so, she was screamin, i was panicking and the street was crowded, so i called for an ambulance, which came 15 minutes later(lazy asses,probably picked up some fika at the way-.-)but all the while, she was screaming "im gonna die, im gonna die! and i was like "no your not gonna die, your not gonna die,stay with me!stay with me!!" yeah, i know, LOTS of drama that day..anyway,so the ambulance came and took us to the hospital. when we came the doctor went like "this is a very serious and complicated thing so i suggest you go home, it can take many hours to do the surgery since she's so young" and i was like wtf??young?what on earth is he talking about? so i tried to calm her down while they took her to the surgery room and then i went home, and MAN was i shocked!!:O to make a long story short, this is whay happened later:two months after she came back to school one day, came up to me and said that she had been pregnant!!then i understood why she had gained weight recently so i was in a state of shock(again:P)then i got pissed off at her that she had'nt told me earlier and she was a hore who got pregnant at 16 years age!!i totally raged at her, which must have been aweful really but i could'nt stop myself:P later i found out that it actually was her halfbrother she had banged, so i cut our friendship there..
really sad that she ended up like that, so if you are reading i just want to say good luck and peace to you:)
i feel that people need to be careful to behave strangely around me, i am a vulnerable person, ok?i cant handle that kind of stuff:( i need someone,preferably my secret crush,yay!;)
and today on our PE-lesson(we playes basketball,ew cause everyone were really sweaty and i HATE sweat!i keep away from physical activity to avoid sweating cause its not ok),me, Hannahlicious and Sandy-Pandy were booing Jenny out cause she ditched our team(bitchy!!)so we shouted lots of insults at her which made her a little sad afterwards(but she was ok later)which was kind of fun,since you all know i like to be a bit bitchy^^ but she deserved it cause she ditched us:)she can take it though, which is why she is so cool^^
anyway,some shorties to cheer you up(heard these long ago):
birdie,birdie in the sky made a poopy in my eye, i did not laugh i did not cry, i just thaked god that cows dont fly!
beans,beans, are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart, the more you fart the better you feel so eat your beans with every meal!
i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts,dodalidi, and all of them were standing in a row,pompompom!
cute huh?;D
hope you enjoyed reading today honeypies!!
hugs and kisses to you all!! <3 <3
Chit-Chat Steffi <3
In school MATTAFAKKAAAAAAHHHHH
My room!!! ♥
Another Sunday
quicky
Just wanted to give you a little update, since i didn't have time last night. Now i'm about to run over to the hotel across the street to hang out with my friends and family and have pizza (i know i'm that cool!!!). It's gonna be AWESOME!!! Would give you a little picture but my dads computer does not have a webb camera (DAMN IT).
Have a greate saturday and wish me luck for my journey home tomorrow!!
xoxo
This is a true story.
This is my second attempt of a blog post since the last one mysteriously DISSAPEARED.
SNNÖÖÖÖ
This is Ellinor speeking (well actually i'm writing, but whatever) from overseas. That's right i'm in the USA, wehooo! I'm here for a sad ocation, but I'm not gonna bore you with that.
It's really snowy here which is nice, but I only have my converse so my feet are going to get wet :(
Well I have to get back to my swedish assignment, but I will be back later today, so check out the blogg in a couple of hours!!
xoxo and stay awesome!!
CELEBS
Just wanted to post a photo of me and my best friend, won't mention her name since she's kinda famous and wants to be anonymous. But we are SOOOOO close just so you know - there's nothing we can't tell each other!!! But you can see that on the picture very clearly of course. 
KISSES!!!!!
Sschh Sschh!
I'm sitting in school. once again not doing what I'm supposed to do! But I don't care, the teacher has to adjust to how I live my life, not vice versa.
Anyways, just thought I should send a little post for you guuuuyys since I know how much you've been looking forward to my day!!
And a secret: After lunch I'm going on a very special appointment!! Care to guess what it is? Let's just say I'm about to embark upon a new part of my life!! I knew it was only a matter of time before I got discovered!
Talk to you soon - then I will tell you more about my plans, but it needs to be a secret for now... A video later on aswell!!!!!
This is my favorite song right now - a constant song on my IPHONE4 worth thousands of kronors. The words are so right, I can really relate to them. It's like the song's written for me and me only!
Indeed.
I LIKE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ABOUT MYSELF
Granny
A little video from last friday. Enjoy, my little unicorns!
Harry Potter is here!
Harry Potter decided to pop in and say hello and tell us vas happenin at Hogwarts! He looks kinda ugly and weird but I guess you can afford that if you're the boy who lived!
So pretty <3
ALCPIMWSIMROMUCAECA
Hello unicorns!!!
GottA GO.-..
Bye!!!
Harry Potter + South Park = Match made in heaven
I hate it when this happens... some people just don't get it, do they? Fuckin muggles.
Please Help!!!!
Home from practise y'all!!!!
LOL
Vamos a la..... soccer practise.
Today's words of wisdom.
A Love Song ♥
Me answering a whole bunch of stupid questions!!!
1. How old are you in five years?
Eleven.
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
My other personality. I call her Maria.
3. How tall are you?
189 cm. Yes I know, I'm a bit tall for my age. Better watch your back.
4. What was the last movie you saw?
Saw IIII.
5. Who did you call latest?
I don't have a phone.
6. Who called you latest?
I. Don't. Have. A. Phone. How old are you, 10?
7. How did the last text you got sound?
GODDAMMIT I HAVEN'T GOT A FUCKING PHONE!
8. Do you prefer calling or text messeging?
OH MY GOOOOOOOD HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9. Are your parents married or divorce?
Neither. I'm a proud bastard.
10. When did you last see your Mom?
In the hospital, when she gave birth to me. She bailed right after that cuz she saw how ugly I was.
11. What eye color do you have?
Kind of a yellow, reddish colour.
12. When did you wake this morning?
Never went to bed. Yeah I know I'm so cool.
13. What is your favorite christmas song?
"Jingle Bells". I love how they say "Sleighing song," cuz it sounds like "Slayin song". And that's exactly what I love doing. Slaying people.
14. What is your favorite place?
Inside your mind. Yeah I'm pretty disturbing like that.
15. What place do you prefer the least?
School. I'm on a much higher level than everyone else.
16. Where do you think you are in 10 years?
Probably in prison, but I wouldn't mind. I hear it's in prison your most evil ideas are created.
17. What scared you as a child?
Other kids. Disgusting creatures.
18. What got you laughing latest?
When I pushed a fat kid with glasses down the stairs yesterday.
19. How big is your bed?
Fuckin pedophile. I should have you fuckin arrested.
20. Do you have a stationary or portable computer?
Neither. This is all in my head.
21. Do you sleep with or without pyjamas?
What do you mean without?? Naked you mean?? AGAIN, pedophile!!! CREEP!
22. How many pillows do you sleep with?
5. I like to keep my head up high so I can see my enemies coming.
23.How many provinces have you lived in?
How is that even relevant -.-
24. Which cities have you lived in?
You stalkin me or something? That's a crime right there bitch.
25. Do you prefer shoes, socks or barefoot?
Barefoot. Helps when you're sneaking up on people.
26. Are you social?
No. Prefer to sit alone and just talk to Maria.
27. What is your favorite ice-cream?
STRAWBERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28. What is your favorite dessert?
Strawberries with strawberry ice cream. DUH.
29. Do you like china food?
What are you a 10 year old swede with absolutely no idea of how to create a useful, grammatically corecct sentence in english?
30. Do you like coffee?
YUCK. HELL to the NO.
31. What do you drink for breakfast?
Bluuuuuud-uuh.
32. Do you sleep on a side?
Again with the retarded sentences. Gosh you're just wasting my time.
34. Do you like cozing up/cuddling?
Maria and I cuddle all the time. LOVE it.
35. Are you an addicted person?
You couldn't be more specific? That would be a list longer than the time it would take you to figure out what 1+1 equals.
37. Do you want children?
Yes. An army of them, that I can brainwash with my ideas and then take over the world.
38. Do you know any other languages then swedish?
Swedish? Who said anything about Swedish you retarded mother fucker?
39. Have you ever gone in an ambulance?
No. I am a ninja.
40. Do you prefer the sea or a pool?
Nu-uh. This crab is stayin on land.
41. What do you mostly spend your money on?
Weapons and slaves that do my bidding.
42. Do you own any valuable jewellery?
Do brass nuckles count??
43. What is your favorite tv-programme?
Criminal Minds. I love it when I can relate to the characters.
44. Can you roll your tongue?
PEDOPHILE!!!!!
45. Who is the funniest person you know?
Maria. Always cracks me up, she does.
46. Do yu sleep with stuffed animals?
No, but Maria does.
47. What is your ringtone?
I. DON'T. HAVE. A. PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
48. Do you have baby clothes left from when you were small?
What, do you like playing dress up with the kids you rape??? You DISGUST me.
49. What is the closest thing to you now that is red?
The knife in my weapon-drawer.
50. Do you flirt a lot?
Sometimes with Maria...
51. Can you change oil in the car?
Of course. I can do fucking anything.
56. Do you dance in the car?
Why would I? Jeeez.
57. What radiostation did you listen to the latest?
Bandit.
59. When where you in church latest?
Last Sunday to confess my sins. HAHAHAHHA AS IF!!!
61. How long have you camped in a tent the longest?
For 5 months when I was stalking this guy... no big deal.
62. Who was it that did something extra special for you latest?
Maria, she gave me a long nice pep-talk.
63. What are you listening to right now?
"Die motherfucker die".
65. What is the weirdest thing you've eaten?
Human flesh. Wasn't that weird though, I'm quite used to it now.
66. Who saw you naked latest?
Maria.
67. What color is your toothbrush?
Black. With red flames on it. I'm so dangerous.
68. How do I impress you?
You, impress ME?? You've GOT to be kidding me.
69. Who calls you when you're sad/angry?
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES AM I GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING TELL YOU I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING PHONE!!
70. Do you have any piercings?
No, the piercing-guy in the shop wouldn't let me do it, said I was too young -.- So I killed him :)
71. Your biggest win?
I've never won anything.
72. Relationship status?
I don't really know, but I guess Maria and I are sort of a thing.
73. Which websites do you visit daily?
Why what have you heard??
74. Are you vain?
Like hell I am.
75. Do you regret anything you've done?
HAHAHAH NO
76. How old is your father?
I'm not sure. I seriously don't give a fuck either.
77. What's your dream job?
Assassin.
79. What pets have you had?
Lots. "Accidentally" killed them all though.
80. Write three things about yourself that your readers probably don't know about you.
I love sending blackmail to random people. I am too cool for school. I'm so evil.
81. Do you swear a lot?
Fuck yeah.
83. Can you skii downhill?
Snow scares me.
84. What have you eaten today?
A whole bunch of things, and then I threw up! :) Lol wait.... I'm not a insecure teenage girl!
85. What education do you have?
Too much for you to handle, clearly.
86. Which part of your body do you like the most?
My pointy, vampireish teeth.
87. Which part of your body do you like the least?
My eyes. Wish they were more cat-like.
88. Which is your best quality?
My intelligence.
89. Which is your worst quality?
I'm beautiful in my way, God makes no mistakes. HAHAH LOL LIKE I BELIEVE IN GOD!
90. Name two people in history that interest you.
The Swedish Vikings. Oh the power, oh the brutality!
91. Do you miss anything?
I miss not having a retard disturbing me with a bunch of retarded questions.
92. Is it important to celebrate birthdays?
Oh my god. I seriously do NOT give a damn.
93. What makes you sad?
I'm never sad. Sadness = weakness.
94. What makes you happy?
Being evil! :)
95. Have you ever been married or engaged?
Well, there was that weekend in Vegas with Maria...
96. What are you doing this weekend?
Chillin. Killin.
97. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?
I once shot a kid while riding my bicycle at top speed.
99. Who is your role model?
ME!
100. What are you going to do after answering all of these questions?
Plot murder and plan my take over of the world.
KISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15 FuN fUrRy fAcTS aBouT mOi!!!
♥T♥U♥E♥S♥D♥A♥Y♥
15 facts about me:D
So here are some facts about mee:
1. I.LOVE.GOSSIPPING!!
2. My favourite is chocolate:d
3. I love being bitchy, makes me feel strong
4. I judge people by the way they dress, cause clothes and style is important!!
5. I like to bitch around with girl with low self esteem, get the feeling of power:D
6. I like to destroy relationships, very satisfying( is that wrong?:P)
7. I like to use people as tools, specially idiots,they need a lesson!!
8. I like to have two or more boyfriends at the same time!
9. My favourite hobbie is, of course, bitch around(it IS fun,seriously, but i'm not a horrible person because of that!)
10. I don't like idiots with no lives:P
11. Winning arguments( i always do,im the QUEEN of arguing:D)
12. Blaming people so i don't get the shit over me(very annoying)
13. Being a good friend towards those i love(SHEJS!!<3)
14. Buy clothes is THE most epicness evaar!!
15. LOVE BLOGGSTALKERS!!<3 <3
/Chit-Chat Steffi <3
:(
Sorry, the video i was supposed to put up did'nt work, so there will be no video from me this week!i'll try to put it up for next week though!!
<3<3
Stoopid Girl!!
Heey guys!!
Sorry i did'nt introduce myself last week, i had no time:( But, here i am with some gossip(yay!!)!!
Hope you enjoy it all and that you continue stalking us(teehee<3)
Love to you all, lovely little unicorns <3 <3
Chit-Chat Steffi
Wait... WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?
I'm such a good friend <3
Hiss och diss!!
The thing a want to "dissa today is colds!! I HATE them!! you walk around with a red nose looking like rudolf and sound like a stuffed up elefant that can't really breathe!!
the thing that I want to "hissa" is cakes! Especially chocolate ones!! I bakes one today and it was delicious!!!
SOrry about the foto, but can't make it flip :P dosen't it look amazing ;) ???
Anyway, hope that you all have a wonderful saturday!!
xoxo
Ellinor Hardcore
Where's the snow, where's the snow, where's the snow?
It's friday and that = me!!
I'm Ellinor (hardcore). I am really sorry about last week, I know you were dissapointed in me (at least the other shejs were) since I didn't update, but I had a lot on my scheduel. Enough about me. How are you doing? hope you have had a great day! As you know it's friday today, and fridays are my days :D a wehoo
As you already know we went to the old town (I know, such a lame name). we had a great time laughing and teasing eachother.
Anyway, got to go, check out the blogg to night and you will get to see my little "hissa och dissa" list ;)
xoxo
And here we are togetha! <3
Yo our unicorns!
Sittin' in a basement in old to'n, it's awesome!! We've ordered some mysterious poisonous drinks.. We'll see what happens! Talk to you soon!! <33
The song is for all you out there, the words are for SHEJS
Hey Guys, so now I feel I'm ready to speak out. I just got home from my Dad's and we talked about it all and my feelings and we agreed I should post something about how I really feel. Sorrow and lonelyness is a mild explanation for what I experience in my heart right now. I really hope the other members of this blog are reading, since part of it is for them.
So I must begin by saying that ever since I met the members of SHEJS, I've always felt that I'm just a little bit better than all of them. And I have also been able to tell that they feel threatened for the same reason. This makes me very troubled inside. Here I am trying to live a normal life (although it's quite hard) as a teenager and work on my music on my spare time, and they are constantly reminding me of the fact that I'm anything but normal. I'm so beyond that - better than that, even though I try my best to act like I'm one in the bunch. I try to tone down my beauty and naturally fashionable appearance, and I try to sing a note out of tune sometimes just to make up for all the awesome things I do, but apparently I'm not doing a good job. The SHEJSgirls are jealous of course. And I'm sorry. But don't hate ME for that. Hate yourselves. If you can't be me then that sucks, I get it. But don't make me feel hated instead.
This is for all of you out there with the same problem. If you're simply too good for your friends, and they start to freeze you out because of it, do something about it. We awesome girls have to stick together.
For SHEJS - remember I chose you as my friends. Please live up to my standard - it's what's best for all of us.
Since singing is the best possible way for me to express my feelings, I wrote a little something about the situation. Listen and enjoy! The song and beautiful tones is for all you out there, but the words are for SHEJS.
Middle of the day, doing math
although, nothing's right in this equation
Sitting 'round the same table
just to, hide the real complication
And I know it's hard
to face the real star
But sometimes the truth is better
it makes your embarressment less red(der)
Don't steal my food
Don't forget to invite me to SevenEleven
It makes me mad
Although I get the point, you're sad
But things have their place
And I'm on the first place
Don't ask me why
'Cause then I'll say to you, my friends, goodbye
Chill it out take it slow, then you rock out the show
Now I'm sitting in school, and I'm supposed to do a stupid swedish assignment but thought I should make a little post first. After all, being a star requires you taking risks sometimes.
Anyways, the blog has had some traumas lately, both with Sandra and Jenny, and I'm sorry to break it to you but it will continue today. But now with a REAL PROBLEM. Not just the little unimportant things like before. I must say I'm incredibly disappointed. And actually I'm disappointed at the other members of shakeitshejs. They have so completely stepped over the line. I will post a video later on and explain more about the misfortune. But Iwill say this: I FEEL HATED. Please check out Shakeitshejs later today to find out. I will perhaps sing something aswell, since it's the only way I can really express my sorrow.
Sad kisses from Hannalicious
A day in the city of Stockholm
